Category: Movies

Henry Cavill’s CGI’d face is burned into my memory forever.

Rating: 🦇🗡⚡️🤖🧜🏽‍♂️☀️🦇

I wish I was friends with Chris Hemsworth.

Rating: 🌩🌩🌩🌩🌩🌩🌩🌩🌩

I found myself getting strangely aroused by Pierce Brosnan’s wardrobe the whole time.

Rating: 🥋🥋🥋🥋🥋🥋🥋🥋

If this is what the world’s gonna be in 30 years, I sure hope I die pretty soon.

Rating: 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

Was sorely missing the anal subplot from the first one.

Rating: 🌂🌂🌂🌂🌂🌂

Haven’t slept in three days.

Rating: 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

I'm sorry to report that the Nazis have taken yet another L.

Rating:⛵️⛵️⛵️⛵️⛵️⛵️⛵️⛵️⛵️⛵️

Caesar stands tall amidst the monkey business surrounding him.

Rating: 🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵

Can’t wait for another reboot in a couple of years!

Rating: 🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸🕸