Blayze on the Beach 2019

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After weeks of embedded reporting, our documentary team is finally ready to publish their explosive investigation into Blayze on the Beach 2019, the Greatest Party the Never Was. The levels of delusion, neglect, and incompetence shown by everyone involved in this disaster are enough to shake your belief in the human race forever. Though we want to encourage worldly knowledge and freedom of information, we must warn you: the following footage is not suited for everyone. Viewer discretion is advised.

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You Are Invited to Blayze on the Beach 2019- the Biggest Party in Human History

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Are you bored? Tired of a pointless, mundane existence? Want to escape your pallid life and join beautiful people in paradise and get a ton of likes on Instagram? Come join the hottest event in human history. Blayze on the Beach will take the world by storm February 21-24 on the beautiful Bavaro Beach in Punta Cana, Dominican Republic. The ultimate entertainment experience will totally immerse you in the lifestyle you’ve been dying to convince your online friends you’ve been living for years. A never-ending party and never-ending music. Blayze on the Beach has everything you need to break free. Picturesque, worry-free beach? Check. Unlimited cocktails presented by New Amsterdam Vodka? Check. Unforgettable, once-in-a-lifetime performances by legendary musicians like Travis Scott and Rixton? Check. Blayze on the Beach is going to be the premier music festival in the Western Hemisphere in 2019. This is an opportunity you do not want to miss.

A taste of the acts that will be performing on the Blayze Stayge:

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Drake? He’s in

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A One Direction Reunion? Only One Thing Could Get These Guys Back Together- Blayze on the Beach

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You Know Simple Plan Will Be There

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Cardi B Might Be In Punta Cana At Some Point

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Sheeran’s Bringing Lots of Sunscreen. Are You?

Don’t have your ticket yet? Worry not, there’ still time. Better act fast, though.

UPDATE: All General Admission Tickets are SOLD OUT! Luckily there are plenty of premium packages for you to chose from so you can do Blayze on the Beach the right way:

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Basic Beach Villa Experience- Only $50,000

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Beach Villa That’s A Little Farther Away From The Other Villas- Only $75,000

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Beach Villa With WiFi- Only $100,000

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Beach Villa That’s Not Really On The Beach But Is Still Pretty Nice- Only $150,000

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Secluded Beach Villa That’s An Inconvenient Distance From The Venue- Only $250,000

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Vintage Tent Experience- Only $500,000

Interested in tickets? CLICK HERE

Not sure what else needs to be said. Blayze on the Beach is going to change the world. Come February 21, anyone left on the outside looking in is going to regret it. Don’t let this pass you by.

This could be you

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