You Are Invited to Blayze on the Beach 2019- the Biggest Party in Human History

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Are you bored? Tired of a pointless, mundane existence? Want to escape your pallid life and join beautiful people in paradise and get a ton of likes on Instagram? Come join the hottest event in human history. Blayze on the Beach will take the world by storm February 21-24 on the beautiful Bavaro Beach in Punta Cana, Dominican Republic. The ultimate entertainment experience will totally immerse you in the lifestyle you’ve been dying to convince your online friends you’ve been living for years. A never-ending party and never-ending music. Blayze on the Beach has everything you need to break free. Picturesque, worry-free beach? Check. Unlimited cocktails presented by New Amsterdam Vodka? Check. Unforgettable, once-in-a-lifetime performances by legendary musicians like Travis Scott and Rixton? Check. Blayze on the Beach is going to be the premier music festival in the Western Hemisphere in 2019. This is an opportunity you do not want to miss.

A taste of the acts that will be performing on the Blayze Stayge:


Drake? He’s in


A One Direction Reunion? Only One Thing Could Get These Guys Back Together- Blayze on the Beach


You Know Simple Plan Will Be There


Cardi B Might Be In Punta Cana At Some Point


Sheeran’s Bringing Lots of Sunscreen. Are You?

Don’t have your ticket yet? Worry not, there’ still time. Better act fast, though.

UPDATE: All General Admission Tickets are SOLD OUT! Luckily there are plenty of premium packages for you to chose from so you can do Blayze on the Beach the right way:


Basic Beach Villa Experience- Only $50,000


Beach Villa That’s A Little Farther Away From The Other Villas- Only $75,000


Beach Villa With WiFi- Only $100,000


Beach Villa That’s Not Really On The Beach But Is Still Pretty Nice- Only $150,000


Secluded Beach Villa That’s An Inconvenient Distance From The Venue- Only $250,000


Vintage Tent Experience- Only $500,000

Interested in tickets? CLICK HERE

Not sure what else needs to be said. Blayze on the Beach is going to change the world. Come February 21, anyone left on the outside looking in is going to regret it. Don’t let this pass you by.

This could be you


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You Are Cordially Invited to Celebrate Brian’s Sweet Sixteen!


When: Wednesday, January 10th, 4:07pm-3am (If you can’t stay the whole time don’t bother showing up!)

Where: Gold Club, Atlanta, GA

Please join us as we celebrate Brian’s 16th birthday! (Please note that this invitation does NOT come with a plus-one. If your date’s presence was wanted, they’d get an invitation!) It’s going to be a fun night filled with fun, games, and, of course, the man of honor! Chick-fil-a will provide the food (spicy chicken sandwiches are OFF LIMITS until Brian says he’s had his fill of them. Anyone caught eating one before that will be asked to leave and will not receive a gift bag!) David Guetta will be on the 1s and 2s, so bring your boogie shoes! Be warned though, no one is allowed to outshine Brian on the dance floor! Events on the schedule include: Brian hitting the piñata without a blindfold, video presentation of celebrities wishing Brian a happy birthday, unveiling Brian’s new car (an Aston Martin, per Brian’s instructions), capture the flag (Brian gets to win!), popping the Ace of Spades bottles at midnight, and cutting the cake. Gifts are required, but if Brian doesn’t love your gift you will be asked to leave. If you are unsure of what to get, please refer his Amazon Wish List. If you do not have access to the wish list, please just purchase a Nintendo Switch or Xbox One X. If you do not have access to the list and cannot afford the gaming systems, please return this invitation, as you clearly got it by mistake. Hope you’re ready for a great night honoring our beloved Brian! It’ll going to be an event to remember.

Please RVSP ASAP. No RVSP, no entry.